Life, as we all know it, is shit, nothing but the complete summary of our gathered memories, understandings, decisions, actions and reactions. Mine at the moment, surprisingly, would remind you of the thing you find at the bottom of a box of cereal, little freaky, but tastes pretty good.
My girlfriend loves me, my job sucks royally, and i have some really good friends, but along with the normalities, come some freak occurences. Namely in the way of things working in my favour for once, such as a job that could pay me over $30 grand over four months. Boner inspiring, isn't it? Me and money have a long distance relationship, in the way of my money is always fucking gone before i know it was there, but i feel the strange ghost of something there, like your cat watching you pee or a stalker watching you sleep, little freaky, but nice. My thoughts on the current economic crisis is that i was broke before it started, so what crisis, I'm fucked anyway. Reminds me of the opening monologue of Speed Grapher, the rich get richer, the poor are shit out of luck, guess the circle i sit in. I work at a subway for minimum wage and shit kicks in the way of fucking with people. You ever see a grown man cry at the thought of there being no more sweet onion chikcken teriyaki not being prepared and having the poor fat fuck wait twenty minutes for you to do this shit by yourself while a growing crowd of people on the other side of the counter becomes more and more frustrated at the terrible serving abilities of one guy on his own because his boss is a cheap fucking whore so scared of spending money that if she wore a money belt, she would be fucking skinny for once and not just some fat little bitchy troll like every other store manager in the world. And when you finally get that fat sobby bastard his precious fucking chicken, theres some other "worn out" stoners that aren't worth the pounds of THC stuck to the insides of there lungs that think that they are the kings of the world jsut because there mom gave them enough money for the day to get a gram of dope and some food to munch on, lucky god damn them. This is what pisses me off about the current people gathering area they sadly call a town, the rich people are all god damn watered down fucking pussies who think they are vikings because grandma and grandpa came from some island in the atlantic and gave birth to their kid who would have to be the most insignificant god damn individual in the universe besides the hobo who is fucking the kids mom because daddy is never around.



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